Hello again world!
Ever have one of those nights where you're too lazy to boil the water for Top Ramen? Yeah, that just happened. It's just been one of those weeks (and yes, I realize it's only Tuesday.) So here's a brief list inspired by my laziness!
Dinner Options for a Lazy Chick Who Doesn't Want to Cook and Hasn't Grocery Shopped in Weeks:
1.) Too lazy to boil water? Top Ramen is just as delicious straight from the bag! Hell if it's good enough for third graders, it's good enough for you!
2.)Speaking of third grade delicacies, PB&J sounds delicious. Look in the pantry: peanut butter? Check. Look in the fridge: squeezable jelly that gives you the perfect spread every time, without a knife? Check! Look on the counter...EFF! No bread. Not to worry, friends. Ritz crackers are your best friend in your carb-starved, peanut buttery time of need!
3.) Cereal! That's semi-healthy, right? It says right on the box that Fruit Loops are a good source of fiber now. But alas, no milk. Straight from the bag it is! The plus side to this, is that you don't even have to waste a bowl.
4.) Salad has wilted and is no longer a viable source of greens. No problem! You still have the Costco-sized satchel (not bag. satchel.) of croutons! That's the best part of the salad anyway, might as well cut to the chase. Dip in ranch dressing, to taste.
Want something more conventional, but without the hassle of cooking, you say?
5.) Grab that pop-top can of Progresso soup and microwave that sh*t! (You're too lazy to use the stove, remember?) Don't forget to put a paper towel over the bowl so you don't have to clean the microwave! If desired, add a few of those croutons to garnish...instantly classy!
There you have it, folks. A list of some of my favorite go-to options! You may choose to modify recipes to taste, or even create a few of your own! Or you might get distracted by the bag of Oreo's you forgot were in your cupboard. Half a bag later, you won't even need dinner! Not that that's ever happened to me.
<3 SVL
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